1/17/2008

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER


We now have a place to go if we get kicked out of the bar, and then the resort, and then the town, and then the county, and then the state, and then the country, and then the continent, and then the world and then the solar system. Thanks to Matt Koskenmaki, there is a star in the universe named "THE WHAMMER" So we are officially out of this world and always have a place to call home. I wonder if there is alien life on the whammer...if there is... we should probably send up a landing party with some shotguns. I will sleep better at night if I know the place is secure. This years winner will also be considered supreme ruler of the whammer solar system.

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CERTIFICATE OF REGISTRY

Let it be known to all that the star located at
RA 60.72214883 and Declination -35.87399224
is named in honor of

THE WHAMMER

The official record listed in the Universal Star Catalog
www.starnamer.com is copyrighted with the government
of the United States of America
Dedicated March 6, 2008

Registration Number: SAO 310577
StarNamer™

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

"how can you tell if its a female
extraterrestrial?-its got tits..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc3SpXdT77E

Start at 2:44 for the best part

Anonymous said...

Alien Goo Rules!!!