Well, not entirely true. Buffalo plans to play, but he has torn his hamstring playing soccer. WTF? I haven't left the house in a month in preparation for the whammer. soccer, what a dumbass. I was not able to obtain a video of buffalo messing up his hambone, but here is a video of a guy breaking his leg.
And, here's some info on the hamstring to spare us boring details in Bandon:
The hamstring muscle is a group of large muscles that span the back of the thigh, from the lower pelvis to the back of the shin bone. The hamstring is the muscle that functions to extend the hip joint and flex the knee joint.
The hamstring is used in many sporting activities, as well as normal daily activities. Sports that commonly cause a hamstring injury are sprinting sports that involve sudden accelerations. These include track and field, soccer (you tool), and basketball.
A hamstring injury can also occur as a result of a direct blow to the muscle (preferred method), such as being kicked in the back of the thigh, or falling on the back of the thigh. Hamstring contusions are different from pulled hamstrings, although they may cause similar symptoms. Want to read more about buffalo's bum leg?
Buffalo has assured us that he will dick around on the course with the help of pills, booze, and anything else. We will be spreading some handicap wealth to whatever two man team includes tatonka (though it is debatable whether this injury would have had any bearing on golf outcome). The low punch shot is a must at bandon, here's a strategy.. 100 yards, 100 yards, 100 yards, chip, putt. not a bad way to play grandpa.
4 comments:
Who's this drunk asshole!
spray some windex on it, take an asprin, and get your ass out on the course!
that poor caddy is going to earn his coin that round carrying buffalo and his bag.
-coochise
koskenmaki has made a good observation.. buffalo is back in the lead for asshole
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