In the spirit of Greg LaMonde and Lance Armstrong... who has become quite a tool. Whammer Central has decided to take the tourdefrance approach and apply a nice yellow coat of victory to a winner's nameplate. Once you have won the whammer your name plate will be changed to yellow for all time. The yellow color came about at 1AM in the garage while painting with yellow paint, watching espn and drinking chillies.
When people think of the TourDeFrance, they immediately think of doping.. Athletes face enormous pressure to excel in competition. They also know that winning can reap them more than a gold medal. A star athlete can earn a lot of money and a lot of fame, and athletes only have a short time to do their best work. Athletes know that training is the best path to victory, but they also get the message that some drugs and other practices can boost their efforts and give them a shortcut, even as they risk their health and their athletic careers.
This raises the following questions. Was Trevor doping during the Whammer and will Whammer Central be looking into these accusations? Will he be stripped mid-summer of the whammer? Will his dreams be shattered? The answer is an overwhelming no. He probably was on the juice, it only makes sense.. how did he monster those drives? especially past Dontos who hits the ball like a gorilla. doping although frowned upon by the tour is entirely legal at the whammer.. so next year if you would like to take a page out of the conseco handbook and extend your drive, or meet someone behind the gym to get some performance enhancing steroids to power your putt.. then be our guest.
1 comment:
Trevor and my fat piece of shit tool of a caddy are getting roofies next year. Is that considered doping?
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