SURPRISE MOVES, INTERESTING TWISTS, OUR FIRST EVER NEGATIVE POINT, BUFFALO PROXY, NOONEY FIRST ROOKIE WITH POINTS, WE INTRODUCE THE DONKEY BOARD

It's been a while, and yes... whammer central has been slacking, but we return today with a pledge to rock the blog and provide more updates as we get closer to the big weekend. Let's get to the news. Points: In a surprise move, Trevor called whammer central and paid up on the deadline. He has received one whammer point. Duncan (not known for an aggressive attack style) has received one point for deciding to move to Chicago prior to the whammer. Nooney has overpaid the deposit by the entire amount due. Whammer Central has decided to give him his one out-of-state point and one point for complete deposit. This makes Nooney the first ever Rookie to appear on the whammer leaderboard. well done sir. If you do not have any points, WC will extend the offer to August 1 for deposit, but you must send in the entire amount of 555. Buffalo's Ups and Downs: Buffalos back is whack and he will be unable to play golf at Chambers Bay. It has been decided by WC that he may have a proxy player (DonnyMac) who will compete for Buffalo on that day. Buffalo will play during the scramble, Sunday TBD. Buffalo has also become the first person in history to receive a negative point. Buffalo picked up this little gem by saying he would bring deposit to ttown and then pulling a no-show. Last year Buffalo went into the whammer as our point leader, a lot can happen in a year. Donkey Board: Check it out. if you ain't on the front, you on the back, shit happens. Hey rooks, get in your profiles. this is Whammer II.