FLASH J

Whammer Central received an envelope in the mail today with a deposit check from Mr. Chris Jensen. Thank you sir, glad to have you on board. Whammer Central usually chooses names for rooks. It was a fairly straight-forward process for Mr. Hunter, Mr. Nooney and Mr. Swanny. WC was pleased to see the speedy moniker in the return space on the deposit envelope. Nameplate made and leaderboard adjusted. This is Whammer II. This is Flash J.